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Make Social Networking work for you

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How not to use facebook to push your online activities is a more appropriate question.

Don't do what this bozo did.   Randomly add friends and then spam their wall.

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If you are going to use social networking sites to try to push your online sales, please do so with a little panache and class.   Any idiot can randomly add people, spam them, annoy the hell out of followers, and achieve very little.   Like anything that earns you money, to do it properly needs a little more hard work.

The great thing about social networking is the ability for viral marketing.   If you spam one persons wall with something cringeworthy like "buy a website from me, i'm great" - it all ends there.   You may send your spam to 100 walls, but all that will happen is those 100 people delete your post and you receive some kind of ban.  

Or, you can get a little creative.

What if you create something which inspires your followers to post your creation on their followers walls?   Say you have 100 friends who have 100 friends and so on.   Your creation passes from friend to friend, wall to wall because you have created something which people actually wish to share.   This isn't spam, it is what social networking was created for - sharing.   The trick is to create something which others will actively share, and then also cleverly piggy back some way of promoting your services into it too, if you can master that art, you will have more traffic then you know what to do with.

Now, it's easy to say what is needed to create a viral marketing campaign, actually doing it is another matter.   A lot of people share jokes, pictures, etc, which work.   Others create contests with some kind of incentive to share the content, such as you will win a prize.  

Unscrupulous people create campaigns which prey on the mind of social network users, such as the little boy with cancer who needs an operation, and some made up organisation will donate 10pence for every share or like.   Unfortunately, that kind of viral marketing also works, because a good portion of the online population are stupid.

Whatever you decide your method will be, you need to make sure it catches on.   Get people sharing your content while you sleep.   If you can wake up to 5,000 notifications and 50 friend requests per day you are doing something right.    Look how I achieved this feat......I posted this status update on facebook at a time when I only had 40 friends.    Within 2 weeks I had over 2000 friends and this had been shared thousands of times, getting over 100 messages per day.  

     
 
To all of my facebook friends. You may have noticed my relationship status on my facebook page has returned to single. I would just like to take this moment to let you all know exactly how this came about. On Sunday I finished my shift 3 hours early and headed home intent on spending the afternoon with my beloved Fiance having a few glasses of wine and watching some junk on the TV. I stopped off at the supermarket grabbed a cheap bottle of wine and a £2.99 bunch of flowers for Cassie, (ya know being the old romantic that I am) and headed back home. As i approached my drive I noticed that my "best mate" Marcus Pembrook's motorcycle was parked at the side of my house. Not paying much attention to it i thought maybe he had forgot I was in work that day and had popped round to see his old mate Dave. 

Unfortunately as I opened my front door I was greeted by the sight of My ever faithful fiance Cassie performing an oral sex act on my good old mate Marcus, shocked at my sudden arrival they looked at me in complete and utter horror. Instead of going mental and throwing them out of my house with my key still in the front door I slowly stepped back out of the house re-locked the door, jumped back into my car, drove away in a calm orderly fashion and parked up just a few streets away. Shaking with anger and disgust my heart pounding through my chest I rang Cassies mobile phone and was met by her heartfelt apology and inconsolable regrets I knew this was the end of our relationship but I needed to know how long this had been going on for, so I told her if she told me the truth I could forgive her (I was lying of-course) she proceeded to tell me that her and my old mate Marcus had been getting it on for the last 18 months while I have been at work. Bare in mind our son is now 7 months old so as you can understand this definitely adds some doubt to the paternity of my child. 

As I write this Cassie is round at her sisters, as I have kicked her ass to the curb for being a cheating lying piece of crap that I wish I had never had the displeasure of ever meeting. I have taken back every single item I have paid for in the last 5 years hair straightners, clothes, perfumes and her beloved pink ford KA you can all see in this picture that I paid £2,800 for a around 2 years ago. Instead of selling her car, I have decided I will leave it to my facebook friends to decide whether I should give it back to her or drive it to my local scrap yard and film it being destroyed and crushed into a cube with her belongings in it. No doubt her and my great friend have probably used this car at some point to meet up and be the little cheating rats that they are.

( SO SHARE THIS PICTURE IF YOU WANT ME TO DESTROY HER PINK KA AND FILM IT! )

 

 
     

So, you can be a clueless spammer and get no results, or you can put some effort in and reap the rewards.   Admittedly, this little con did not earn me any cash, but what it does is highlight how easy it is to get people to share content on social networking sites.    If you get it right, it will earn you more in a day then a whole lifetime of spamming will get you.

 

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